Shannah Laumeister
Nude

She made her debut as a movie theater victim in Woody Allen’s Bullets Over Broadway in 1994, but anyone who has seen Shannah Laumeister on screen is no victim—they’re victorious. Right after Bullets, she picked up the role of Didi in Nobody’s Fool (1994), where she cozied up to Bruce Willis during a game of poker with a table full of guys, including Paul Newman. Shannah is topless, as is Bruce, having both literally lost their shirts. She stays naked for the whole scene, even after Margo Martindale serves everyone a shot, and Melanie Griffith comes in to chat, giving audiences a nice, long look at her terrific twosome, large and in charge. Shannah was a clothed Molly in The Brady Bunch Movie (1995), and Mariah in Vegas Vacation (1997), but lost part of her wardrobe again playing Angelica in the Playboy series Women: Stories of Passion in a 1997 episode titled “The Little Vampire.” The buxom babe kept sharing, and revealed the twins again as Della in the late-night series Click in 1997, and in the movie Detour (1998). The eye has it in Diamond Men (2001)—that is, a place above Shannah’s bare breasts. Her character Amber has a winking eye painted on her skin, braids in her blonde hair, and a condom in her mouth—it’s a heck of a film. In 2003, the star ducked back behind the camera to pen a script, knocking out the screen play for adult film Emmanuelle Private Collection: Sex Goddess (2003). She also wrote, produced, directed, ran the camera, and appeared in Bert Stern: Original Madman, a documentary about the famous photographer, one of the last to shoot Marilyn Monroe. Stern also happened to be Shannah’s husband.